This Is My New Pretty Yellow Website

Hello everybody, and welcome to the new online depository for my brain's random droppings. Yup, kicking things off with a poop reference.  

For some time now I've been wanting a place where I can be as scattered as I want to be. I write and draw things for a living, but working as an Internet content provider comes with certain expectations. The people giving you money tend to demand you stick to certain topics and only create things people might actually want to read and/or look at. Pah!  None of that foolishness here. This is a place for dumb jokes, essays, rants, poetry, inept attempts at creating memes, drawings, tortoise pictures, comics or whatever else flits across my neural cortex. 

If you're a fan of mine from way back when, this is the new home of my Zoology characters. You can still access the full Zoology archives from the navigation bar at the top of this page, but any new Zoology comics or drawings will be posted here. 

That's about it for now. I promise to update this page on a semi-regular basis. If I go a week without updating, feel free to yell at me. As you may have noticed, my Twitter feed is on the right side of the page. Follow me and make feel like a big shot. Finally, if there are any features you want added to the site, let me know and I may be able to accommodate you. Come with me on this dumb, random ride, won't you?