Probably a few extra folks perusing this site today thanks to my latest Cracked Creepy Urban Legends article. Hello! As often happens, an entry or two got trimmed from this year's installment, so enjoy this unsettling "deleted scene". This was originally supposed to be the final entry in the article...
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Sorry to break it to you Walking Dead fans, but you've been watching pro wrestling all along.
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This is a popular piece I wrote for Uproxx back in late 2012. Unfortunately, changes to the site's layout have made the article largely unreadable in its original form, so I'm reposting it here.
Read MoreCreepy Urban Legends Deleted Scene - Smoking Kills
Hey there, welcome to my website! I'm guessing most of the people here today arrived via the link at the bottom of my latest "Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True" article. Well, here's a little extra gruesome goodness for you -- an additional entry that got cut by Cracked's editors. Enjoy...
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This is a repost of an article I wrote for GameSpy sometime in 2010. Unfortunately it disappeared from the GameSpy archives when the site was shuttered in late 2012, so I'm reviving it here, because it was one of my favorite pieces I wrote for them. Granted, some of the references are a little dated by now, but I think most of my points still hold up...
Read MoreHouse Hunters Irrational
So, my girlfriend and me are looking into buying a house. The process thus far has been good, or at least not bad. It's definitely been a bit strange. It's hard to get your head around. When did I become an adult with the resources to purchase property? I'm pretty sure that's for old people who don't write online fart jokes for a living. But I guess a lot of people buy houses, right? RIGHT? This is a thing? That people do?
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