Hey there, welcome to my website! I'm guessing most of the people here today arrived via the link at the bottom of my latest "Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True" article. Well, here's a little extra gruesome goodness for you -- an additional entry that got cut by Cracked's editors. Enjoy...
Read More5 Things the Gaming Community Needs to Stop Obsessing Over
This is a repost of an article I wrote for GameSpy sometime in 2010. Unfortunately it disappeared from the GameSpy archives when the site was shuttered in late 2012, so I'm reviving it here, because it was one of my favorite pieces I wrote for them. Granted, some of the references are a little dated by now, but I think most of my points still hold up...
Read MoreHouse Hunters Irrational
So, my girlfriend and me are looking into buying a house. The process thus far has been good, or at least not bad. It's definitely been a bit strange. It's hard to get your head around. When did I become an adult with the resources to purchase property? I'm pretty sure that's for old people who don't write online fart jokes for a living. But I guess a lot of people buy houses, right? RIGHT? This is a thing? That people do?
Read MoreWhile You're Waiting For Me To Add Some Content to This Site...
Why don't you click on the "Writing Archive" link at the top of the page? I've collected pretty much every significant thing I've written online that I could still find (some sites I've written for have gone belly up, taking my work kicking and screaming over the cliff with them).
Over 100 articles comprising probably close to 200,000 words. Lots a free, funny, nerdy writing! Just uh, don't judge the older stuff too harshly, okay? Also if some joke from 2009 or something offends you, that was totally put in there by my editor. I honestly really don't know why he did it.
This Is My New Pretty Yellow Website
Hello everybody, and welcome to the new online depository for my brain's random droppings. Yup, kicking things off with a poop reference.
For some time now I've been wanting a place where I can be as scattered as I want to be. I write and draw things for a living, but working as an Internet content provider comes with certain expectations. The people giving you money tend to demand you stick to certain topics and only create things people might actually want to read and/or look at. Pah! None of that foolishness here. This is a place for dumb jokes, essays, rants, poetry, inept attempts at creating memes, drawings, tortoise pictures, comics or whatever else flits across my neural cortex.
If you're a fan of mine from way back when, this is the new home of my Zoology characters. You can still access the full Zoology archives from the navigation bar at the top of this page, but any new Zoology comics or drawings will be posted here.
That's about it for now. I promise to update this page on a semi-regular basis. If I go a week without updating, feel free to yell at me. As you may have noticed, my Twitter feed is on the right side of the page. Follow me and make feel like a big shot. Finally, if there are any features you want added to the site, let me know and I may be able to accommodate you. Come with me on this dumb, random ride, won't you?